Photo: Lily Banse
Estimated Nutrition (whole recipe, rough)
452
Calories
38g
Protein
4g
Fat
65g
Carbs
What these numbers assume — 4 portions →
| Ingredient | Portion assumed | kcal |
|---|---|---|
| Rice | 1 cup cooked (158g) white | 206 |
| Chicken | 100g cooked | 165 |
| Date | 1 date (24g) medjool | 66 |
| Mushroom | 1/2 cup sliced (35g) | 15 |
Totals for the whole recipe, adding one typical portion per ingredient — listed above. Quantities in the recipe are not counted, so this is a rough guide only — not suitable for medical or dietary planning.
Ingredients
- Chicken, preferably close to the use-by date.
- Risotto rice.
- A boyfriend's loving attention.
- Mushrooms.
Directions
1
Two people are recommended for this dish.
2
Begin by clearing out the fridge before one goes on holiday.
3
Note that chicken will go off.
4
Add stress of that to considerable stress caused by seeing Grandmother.
5
Stress out.
6
Second person will grab the shoulders of the first person to comfort them, and offer to make this dish to utilise chicken.
7
First person will retreat into room to await food.
8
Second person will do whatever one does when making a risotto.
9
The dish will be delivered to the first person to successfully calm them down.
10
Ad infinitum.
Recipe sourced from
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